Commercial

The Pipsqueak made a commercial tonight. While jumping on her personal sized trampoline....It goes as follows.

Hey kids!
Do you want to be cool?
Do you want to have tons of friends?
Then you need this
(she pulls her jump rope from behind her back)
Dum ta da dum…
Jump Rope!
That’s right, this princess jump rope is great.
You just put your finger on the characters and jump.
It’s good on the go and can help you be a princess, spy, or even super hero.
This jump rope is convenient- you just fold it up and take it with you for lots of never ending fun wherever you are.

She then jumped the rope quite a bit on the trampoline.

See! You can jump like never before
So give us a call to order your sparkly, wonderful, new jump rope!

Is it just me, or is it a bit scary that a seven year old knows how marketing to the masses already works?