New Christmas Carol?

The familiar version:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


The Pipsqueak's version:

Deck the halls with bells of collie,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don we now some kids apparel
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Trolls are ancient yultie carol
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Please don't ask what a bell of collie is.... I don't know. Though I do have visions of collies wearing bells while decorating long hallways. As for the yultying of carol- not sure what's up with that, but apparently some ancient trolls are involved in the nefarious scheme.

Ahhh... to be young and mispronouncing Christmas carols again.